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11/6/2020
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What A Day: Exit through the grift shop
Another rough episode of Jared For You Thursday, November 5, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Trump lawyer Pam Bondi, defeated by Philadelphia protesters Here on the third day of Tuesday, Joe
11/5/2020
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What A Day: Orange man sad
Another six years of Worthless Polls Winter. Wednesday, November 4, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, making his own defeat sound sick as hell After reminding each other for
11/3/2020
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What A Day: AHHHHHHHHHHH
In a confident way! Tuesday, November 3, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump: philosopher, motivational speaker, loser After four years, one impeachment, eight months of pandemic,
11/3/2020
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What A Day: The final clowntdown
(Dons fifth shirt of the day) Monday, November 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, irony murderer Nearly 98 million Americans have already voted, the president
10/31/2020
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What A Day: GOTV kills the reality star
Now is the time to go sicko mode. Friday, October 30, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -CNN, reducing Kirstie Alley to rubble Donald Trump and his Large Adult Surrogates have four days left to
10/30/2020
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What A Day: I ain't no Halkbank girl
This sh*t is CORRUPTION Thursday, October 29, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, with logic as tightly zipped as his pants The polls look good! The early voter turnout is huge!
10/29/2020
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What A Day: The grand cold party
Salads are a red herring. Wednesday, October 28, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ron Johnson, reading a tweet that hurt his feelings to Jack Dorsey As the fall coronavirus surge overshadows
10/28/2020
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What A Day: Lions and tigers and Barretts
Breaking: cats cannot have a little salami. Tuesday, October 27, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Barack Obama, seasoned parent of small children On Monday night, Donald Trump and the
10/26/2020
23 : 54
What A Day: Wet A$$ Planetoid
Rounding the MC Escher corner. Monday, October 26, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Bet-hedger Vladimir Putin, on Hunter Biden's business ties With eight days of the election remaining,
10/24/2020
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What A Day: Boogalooters and rioters
If you got this email, welcome to the Deep State. Friday, October 23, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, who honestly might be right In his final debate appearance, Donald Trump
10/23/2020
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What A Day: Donald J. and Silent Bobulowski
Moon wants a cabinet position? Thursday, October 22, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A man who thinks he belongs on Mount Rushmore While President Trump waits for federal law-enforcement
10/21/2020
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What A Day: Two weeks notice
Step into the No Complacency Zone. Tuesday, October 20, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ivanka "let them eat guitars" Trump, on her pandemic experience We're finally two weeks
10/20/2020
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What A Day: The New Yikeser
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom. Monday, October 19, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Old man yelling at cloud With a third coronavirus surge sweeping the country and just 15 days
10/19/2020
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What A Day: Email pattern blindness
A genius playing four-dimensional backgammon. Wednesday, October 14, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Amy Coney Barrett finally taking a stance we can all get behind The time has come to see
10/19/2020
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What A Day: Cairo maniac
Voters will just have to flip a coin. Thursday, October 15, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Cory Booker single-handedly ending Ted Cruz's career Sure, Donald Trump lied to everyone
10/19/2020
2 : 34
What A Day: The taming of the Q
A redemption for all Karens. Friday, October 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Trump advisor Mercedes Schlapp, diss champ After backing out of a virtual debate that he feared would make
10/14/2020
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What A Day: Chasing Amy
Yee, and we can't stress this enough, haw. Tuesday, October 13, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -COVID-positive Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), yelling at colleagues without a mask President Trump
10/13/2020
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What A Day: Flimflam at the Graham sham
Drain the brand new, infinitely grosser swamp? Monday, October 12, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, Twitter Poet Laureate The Senate Judiciary Committee has begun a week of
10/10/2020
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What A Day: Big sick energy
In technical epidemiology terms, "oh no." Friday, October 9, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, environment understander Has Donald Trump's medication made him
10/9/2020
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What A Day: Cure imagination
Live from New York, it's the consequences of your actions! Thursday, October 8, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, locking up the senior vote The day after the head of the